From you best buddy, body fat. This whole summer was really great, wasnt it? Good times, Great food, and sitting around and stuffing your face way too much.
Ive been thinking a lot about staying another summer or who knows maybe longer if its OK with you. I was also thinking of making my place bigger so you should buy some bigger pants maybe some stretchy pants.
I was wondering if you could do me a favor and not do that interval training again. Last time I thought I was going to start looking for a new place to live. I was screaming “help me Im melting!” you probably heard me; I was like the wicked witch of the west.
Instead of all of that you should go with slow cardio stuff. I will get a little sweaty, But the brain up top thinks it is getting a real fat melting workout, but it does not get me off you.
Keep listening to those people who say strength training doesnt get rid of body fat. Research says that they are wrong, and if you did do strength training to your exercise you could say bye to me.
Every time you did one of those super set workouts you tried a while ago it felt like you lit a fire under my butt. I was blazing down here!
Man was I thrilled you gave that up and went back to lifting utensils and not dumbbells. If you had not we wouldnt be celebrating another summer together.
Sometimes I think what you did in college without me, your jiggle jelly fat? Then you must have been a person who could not wait to go and show off your beach body, but not anymore.
So keep me covered up with those cover-up clothes and stay in the shade, thats the way to go these days. Sure why not its closer to the cold food and the BBQ when we could be at the beach where the good times are.
It was nice catching up with you! Just remember to stay away from that Turbulence Training workout routine and Im sure we will be in touch a lot more of the time like usual.
I nearly start crying every time I think about that workout program and all the jiggley belly fat it can burn. I dont think a frying pan could fry that much belly fat.
So once again, dont use Turbulence Training if you want to keep your belly fat around for the summer and another year, if you use it than you will never see me again.